Let's get this straight--there's no such thing called an honest job interview. You're never going to tell your prospective boss about the power naps you're going to take in the washroom and he will never tell you about how brutal your targets will be.
But what if, interviewers and interviewees decided to call a spade, a spade? Here are 40 tweets that give you a hang of brutally honest interviews. And they are a lot of fun!
1.
[Job interview at Zara]
Interviewer: where's your resume?
Candidate: must be somewhere,you'll have to find it yourself.
Interviewer: hired!
— Pranav (@pranavsapra) May 13, 2015
2.
[Interview]
Interviewer: Would like to have something.. water or coffee?. Don't hesitate to ask.
"I would like to have a job"
— God Particle (@Gott_Partikel) August 26, 2015
3.
*Govt Bank Interview*
Interviewer: Why should I hire you?
Candidate: 4 no. Counter pe pucho
Interviewer: Hired
— inGenious (@Bees_Kut) November 17, 2015
4.
INTERVIEWER: Tell me about yourself
GIRL: I'm an army brat. My dad didn't drop me for this interview today cause he serves the nation 24x7
— amrtsh (@floydimus) January 26, 2016
5.
*Interview in Vodafone*
Guy: So..?
HR: We'll call you
Guy: Are abhi bata do, phone pe aawaaz nahi aayegi
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) July 21, 2015
6.
Man: Hello. I'll be late for the interview. I can't find this office. Where are you exactly?
Uber: Congratulations. You're hired.
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) July 6, 2016
7.
[Job interview]
HR: if you've any question, you can ask
Guy: woh Ladki jo abhi interview dekar gayi uska mobile number, please.
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) April 6, 2016
8.
*interview*
Would you like a tech role?
No
Management role?
No
Then what?
Karthik in Mouna Ragam. Romantic Guest Role
*phone disconnects*
— ABVan (@ABVan) July 23, 2014
9.
Pic 1: When you go for an interview
Pic 2: When you are hired pic.twitter.com/J27KISqpts
— pinku manchala (@LEDtvn) August 5, 2015
10.
[Job interview]
"Where do you see yourself after 5 years?"
"In 2021"
— GRV (@MildlyClassic) February 3, 2016
11.
"Sir export quality ka maal hai" Me at a job interview
— Casual Rajat (@Extranaut) March 25, 2015
12.
*sings qawali during an interview*
Am I qawalified enough now?
— Satadal (@subah_ka_bhula) August 22, 2014
13.
[interview]
"what are your weaknesses?"
"desperation"
"wh....hey get off my legs...."
"please give me this job, please i beg you"
— udaas priest (@UdaasPriest) April 28, 2015
14.
Pic 1: During Interview
Pic 2: After joining the company. pic.twitter.com/eIZlDXPdVn
— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) June 18, 2015
15.
[interview]
What is ur biggest weakness?
- I give up real easy.
Example?
-[me putting my papers back in the file] Well, screw this interview
— Harambe enthusiast (@oothikicha) May 27, 2016
16.
Job interview
Round1:Aptitude
Round2:Coding
Round3:Technical
Round4:Walk on fire
Round5:Train a dragon
Round6:HR
Guy: business karunga yaar
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) December 11, 2015
17.
* Interview to become AAP member*
Kejriwal: kaha tak padhe ho?
Guy: padhne nahi diya Modi ne
Kejriwal: Selected.
— मोहित (@MohitParmarr) December 24, 2015
18.
*INTERVIEW FOR PAKISTAN CRICKET TEAM SELECTION*
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Player: Boys played well
Interviewer: YOU ARE HIRED.
— Ojas. (@Ojasism) February 22, 2015
19.
[job interview]
me: do you have free WiFi?
— Casual Rajat (@Extranaut) July 12, 2016
20.
Job interview in UAE
Interviewer - Hello. Have a seat.
Candidate - Hello. Thank you.
Interviewer - So तेल me something about yourself
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) February 28, 2015
21.
[Interview]
"Says here you're a smartass & have 30 years experience."
Yes.
"You're only 24"
Oh that. I learn from other's experience, sir.
— Harambe enthusiast (@oothikicha) June 29, 2015
22.
"Where do you see yourself five years from now?" "In college," said Benjamin Button at a job interview
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) November 10, 2013
23.
You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: pic.twitter.com/gfkUGVcb3p
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) December 18, 2013
24.
[interview] Interviewer: what is your weakness? Me: I've split personality disorder *gets up, sits on interviewers' chair* I : and strength?
— siddharth (@Punkhaa) April 22, 2015
25.
[Job Interview]
HR: First Engineering then MBA, why?
Guy: I was stupid to do Engineering but MBA taught me how to be proud of own stupidity
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) August 5, 2015
26.
Interviewer : What are your expectations?
Me : Job.
Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job?
Me : Salary
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) November 4, 2013
27.
[goes to walk-in interview, sees ex on panel]
ex: tell me about myself
me: wat
ex: its always about you, isnt it?
me: but
ex: we're so done
— amrtsh (@floydimus) November 5, 2014
28.
[Job interview]
HR : Do you have any questions?
Girl : Do I look fat in this dress?
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) July 18, 2015
29.
[interview at google inc]
Interviewer: So, are you ready for the questions?
Me: Yep, *opens google home page* shoot.
— Yo Yo लाफ्टर Singh! (@Mocksterr) April 25, 2016
30.
DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 20, 2015
31.
Interviewer: "so, do you have any hobbies?"
Me: "yes, coin collection"
*doesn't clear the interview*
*continues begging*
*collects coins*
— A muse sing (@LoKarloFollow) August 14, 2014
32.
"it says on ur resume that ur good at saying unexpected things?"
yes i am.
...
"but i thougt u were gona say something unexp-- oh wow ur good"
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) April 1, 2015
33.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years
Me: In your chair, but asking better questions
— The-Lying-Lama ☔️ (@KyaUkhaadLega) September 28, 2014
34.
Pic 1 : When going for interview
Pic 2 : After coming outside pic.twitter.com/ujA1oe8IBM
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) October 3, 2015
35.
Show them you can do night shifts by talking in Batman voice during the whole interview.
— Jagdish Yadav (@prtxt) November 5, 2014
36.
[snail interview]
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
*points ten feet away*
"That's very ambitious. You're hired."
— kray kray (@krazyfrog) June 8, 2016
37.
[Job Recruitment Advertisement]
*Looking for Freshers*
At Interview: So tell me something about your #FirstSevenJobs
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) August 6, 2016
38.
*Pakistan team selection Interview*
*Naam ?
*My name is ..
*Bas bas itni English bohot hai, captain banao re ise...#IndvsPak
— The-Lying-Lama ☔️ (@KyaUkhaadLega) February 27, 2016
39.
[interview]
"your strengths?"
"asking me this coz im a muslim right?"
"no.."
"YES"
"please leave"
"only coz im a muslim right?"
— udaas priest (@UdaasPriest) May 30, 2015
40.
At what point in the job interview is it okay to start crying and begging for a job?
— Sanki (@SankiAnkita) July 10, 2016
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